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Please don’t finance your lunch

I’ve been using Zebra pens and pencils almost exclusively for the last 20 years. My only complaint with the pencil is its eraser. If you need to erase something small it’s fantastic, but I always keep a separate eraser handy.

Is this like an Elon Musk copycat move? It sounds like something SNL would come up with. Lunatic at work declares himself boss and starts firing everyone because it worked for Elon.

I refuse to believe anyone was legitimately stupid enough not to see this coming. Nobody could’ve been deceived this effectively unless they willingly allowed it to happen.

Let’s assume he actually loves his wife, and then let’s assume she gets to stay, and gets her citizenship or a green card. Will he still support Trump after the third or fourth time ICE picks her up? They don’t seem particularly concerned about whether the person they’re abducting is here legally or illegally.

Are we still pretending we’ll have anymore real elections?

The MAGAstapo breaks down my door at 2 AM

You don’t like to do anything where people compete against each other? Board games? Multiplayer video games?

Every donation gives a milk steak to a hungry child

Hasn’t that been the case for a while now? The RX5700 I bought in like 2019 only worked in UEFI systems.