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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why smoke when you can be addicted to the superiority complex that apparently comes with not smoking?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's not a complex if it's true.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would like to submit exhibit A in to evidence your honor

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can't hear you over my 100% lung capacity. I am breathing so good right now. You wouldn't even believe.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If your lungs are making that much noise you might have a medical condition that you should go get checked out, lungs aren't supposed to be that noisy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was clearly a figure of speech

Reading comprehension is one of the first things to go with acute lack of oxygen

Should check that out with doctor, just saying

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Take a deep breath, it was just a joke.

You sound like you need a cigarette.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Talking about taking deep breaths...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

This guy BREATHS

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah that shit annoys the fuck out of me. Society really needs to change the way we treat people who smoke.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They did... and it caused most people to stop smoking. Building that social stigma was like one of the best health marketing campaigns in history.

I say this as someone who used to and still does smoke time to time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gives you more lung space to inhale your own farts!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even our farts smell better when you don't smoke.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're both being pretty shitty guests, please just leave my daughter's birthday party.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You're going to have to call the police, buddy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Many people that smoke are already mentally unbalanced. Making them a shamed pariah is doing little for their mental health, it is just forcing them to hide yet another bit of their unhappiness.

Not smoking is healthier, no doubt, but the majority of people that still do it undoubtedly have enough shame going on. Self hate comes into play, as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I smoke. Shame and self hatred is exactly right.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I completely agree, ads like this that say " it's bad for you", "you'll hurt the ones you love", "your family will miss you", it's all just anti-suicide pepole thinking they're soo much better than everyone else

blowing ones brains out shouldn't be portrayed as a bad thing, we need change and show we respect and accept suicide!

Also as a child of a heavy smoker, fuuuuuuck people who smoke around others, i don't care if you want to harm yourself, but stay the fuck away from other people while you do it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude you’re projecting your daddy issues onto other people and being incredibly up front about it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Didn't say it was my father, are you projecting your daddy issues perhaps?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Turns out we all were low resolution projectors

Surprise I guess

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Many people wouldn't mind other people smoking, as long as it doesn't impact non-smokers. But the thing is, smokers aren't really all that considerate about non-smokers. I attended a couple festivals over the past week. It's really annoying when you stand in packed crowd as a non-smoker and someone starts smoking. Sure, we are outside, but it literally makes breathing harder, especially for asthma patients.

I don't really see a way in which smokers and non-smokers can coexists without the smoker impacting the non-smoker. Even if you only smoke outside of the restaurant/bar, it will still be annoying and unhealthy to people entering the restaurant or bar.

I'm very curious with how things will develop in France, where they banned smoking in area's where children are present, which is virtually everywhere.