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[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The Christian god eats souls. The more chaste you are during life, the more energy he obtains. That's why he started the religion.

The light you see after death is like an angler fish, guiding you to your consumption.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (4 children)

The Christian god tells his followers to push the religion onto as many as possible and punish those who don't believe.

Source: history and current events.

If god wanted his followers to believe quietly, he'd have written his book differently. I have to assume, since he's perfect and all knowing, that the outcome was the goal. Otherwise he's a HUGE screw up.

Yes yes, free will. But god knows about free will, and still chose to write the book the way he did. So he intended the outcome that exists.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

^1^ Take care not to practice your righteousness in the sight of people, to be noticed by them; otherwise you have no reward with your Father who is in heaven.

^2^ So when you give to the poor, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, so that they will be praised by people. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. ^3^ But when you give to the poor, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, ^4^ so that your charitable giving will be in secret; and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.

^5^ And when you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they will be seen by people. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. ^6^ But as for you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door, and pray to your Father who is in secret; and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you

—Matthew 6:1–6

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Sure, that's what the book says. But that's not the actions the book produces. And an all knowing God would know the outcome of the words he chose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Very easy to cherry pick when you ignore the book of Joshua and Deuteronomy. Which include genocide, enslavement, ethnic cleansing and other atrocities, all committed by direct order of that deity.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There are some rather stark differences between the old and new testament depictions of God. The only two ways to reconcile the differences imo are that either Jesus led a pretty standard major-religion-themed-psychedelic-"love"-cult or that the Gnostics were on to something about this reality being a prison created by a divine abomination and that Jesus was trying to save us from the OT "God".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That’s an old school Gnostic interpretation, and that in part lead to the development of Christian antisemitism. (See Reuther, Faith and Fratricide)

You’re missing out on the hundreds of years of Jewish scholars navigating and interacting with the text. It’s easy to understand the shift as discrete, because Jesus is a clear breaking point, but a lot of that develops from Greek philosophy interacting with Judaism. He was most assuredly influenced by Nazarite thinkers too.

Keep in mind too that Jesus said he brought not peace, but a sword. Jewish understandings of the messiah at the time were seeking a military type leader to lead them against the Romans - that threat is probably what actually got the man crucified. Read Luke 22:36.

Seeing these kinds of r/atheism versus Christian conversations is always a shit show. Everyone is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Or there is no god and the cunts running this religious sharade benefit from adding as many sheep's under them as possible and are using religion as an excuse

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why represent the idea of God as truth if it really all comes down to personal headcanon?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Because if morality is dictated by God, and God is whatever you want, you can justify literally anything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Easy, because most people do. Be it by indoctrination of their children, justification of atrocities, or by feeling self righteous, it is almost always a tool of coercion.

And people who think they're above of it all, and who think their lukewarm faith is the answer, are disgusting to the creature they claim to serve, as per the Book of Revelation, chapter 3, verses 15-16.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well that's good i guess. Most people dont view Christianity that way though. Most Christians think its their job to spread Christianity far and wide, and therein lies the problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, its the spreading of the word. I grew up christian, my partner grew up Catholic. You're not telling me anything I dont already know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's a book, a collection of stories written second and third hand by a bunch of guys who lived thousands of years ago, and then rewritten by the catholic church, and many others to suit their needs. You're not going to convince me that it was misinterpreted. I dont even know why we are having this conversation honestly. You can keep your faith, thats fine. I dont want, nor do I feel the need to share it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Books are where it's at!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Matthew 28:18-20

And Jesus came and said to them, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.”

Stop trying to pander your beliefs towards atheists and unbelievers who want nothing to do with God. They aren't our authority

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Matthew 5:18. You better not be wearing any mixed fabric right now you heathen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Good works apart from faith don't make you saved.

Ephesians 2:8-9

For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast.

It's not being a good person that saves you.

Acts 16:31

And they said, “Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved, you and your household.”

Matthew 7:22-23

On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’

James 2:18-22

But someone will say, “You have faith and I have works.” Show me your faith apart from your works, and I will show you my faith by my works. You believe that God is one; you do well. Even the demons believe—and shudder! Do you want to be shown, you foolish person, that faith apart from works is useless? Was not Abraham our father justified by works when he offered up his son Isaac on the altar? You see that faith was active along with his works, and faith was completed by his works;

What love is it to let someone wander into Hell? That's not loving at all! Yes, we should be good people and do good and show our faith by it, and share our faith in a calm and respectful manner- not soapboxing on a street. But we should still share our faith.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As long as Christians should share their faith and create new disciples, that's fine. Other commenters seemed to say that we shouldn't, though. And your comment did come across as "look at me, I can meet your atheistic standard, too!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Books are where it's at!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why's he being downloaded he's the sensible one, probably all the other shitty Christians down voting him lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Personally, because I take offense at anyone who proudly worships the creature who killed tons of babies and kids, just for being the firstborn of a culture and not taking in the religion of another group just for being the correct one, imposing rules on a whim and turning those who failed into salt, testing faith by asking someone to kill their child, burning up cities because it disagreed with with how some of the people in it lived, and many other atrocities.

But more to the point, because I think it is disgusting to worship a creature so powerful and stubborn that after so much interference, now allegedly just says "I'm a hands off parent now, I don't care if you poke your eye out, commit Holocaust or poison and kill men, women and children by pretending to be acting in my name, I'll just judge you after you die, k, tks, bye"

You claim to be against the sins that form the basis of your religion, and I respect that, but one can't turn a blind eye to what the scriptures say.

With love, a former seminarian.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Books are where it's at!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

The great seals are probably all still in place, and Gallowspire was definitely still there a few decades ago. It's probably fine...