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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

A Short Stay In Hell

Short novella based on this exact premise. If you have never encountered it before, I urge you to give it a read. It's excellent. Also very disturbing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

You were expecting the storm god of the Sinai desert, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago

Total obliteration seems more merciful than the eternal torment promised by Christianity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

This is why Benny is my role model on religion.

https://youtu.be/4pZD1Ce8Mcs?L_SzU7TROb82u3wb

[–] [email protected] 30 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, given the available evidence, this is just as likely an outcome as any other.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

this is the source of a lot of my existential dread. I can't logically refute it, at most I can acknowledge it's pointless for me to worry about, but I can't stop myself from worrying about maltheism.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

Any supposed supreme deity who hinges the eternal fate of their own supposed creations on a wild ass guess isn't one that is worthy of worship, adoration, or even basic respect. If a being with the sum total knowledge and foresight of literally everything can't devise a better system that any random ass person off the street, I wouldn't worry about it.

They either don't exist at all, or they do and everyone is fucked because we exist in the playground of omnipotent super beings that are somehow also absurdly stupid. One of those outcomes is more likely than the other. I think you know which one it is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That's one of the reasons I like 40k. "God is real and he hates us" is a central theme. Sure it's edgelord material but its also a fun thought experiment. For me. I can see why it would upset you though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

check out the demiurge if you've never read about it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demiurge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Oh yeah I read a bunch of Gnostic texts in my younger days. Interesting stuff.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Well, he gave his best shot. Next time he might try a more rigorous vetting system rather than just picking the most popular one in his home town.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I'm afraid it was the MORmons. Yes, the MORmons were the correct answer." --The Director of Hell (Southpark)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

That's the first place my mind went, as well.

What's hilarious is that in another episode, Satan asked God to accept Saddam Hussein into heaven so he could know true eternal torment living with the Mormons.

[–] [email protected] 200 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pretty much the reverse of this:

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

"Frequently, but not always."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

That link shows the latest comic, and they're not all NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Thank you I recognized the style but for the life of me could not remember the name.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Probably they would've killed him for being heretic and meet god again in a short time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

again? oy! this time I'll give you an invincibility cooldown.

[–] leftzero 51 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Nah, Sithrak's followers are chill, they know eternal torment awaits everyone eventually, there's no rush; they just spread the horrid word, no need to implement it themselves.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean as far as religious teachings go, "Stay alive as long as possible because there is only eternal torment awaiting you" is a pretty decent thing to get people to try and follow.

[–] leftzero 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Egalitarian, too. Sithrak doesn't discriminate. Everyone will burn, regardless of race, gender, or creed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

The fact that Sithrak is actually a pretty nice guy and doesn't do that makes it even better.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Refreshing for a religion to worship a god they say is evil and be nice guys rather than what usually happens, worshipping a god they say is good while being full of hate.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Zororo hasn't stopped the souls coming in to obliterate.
Must be the highlight of it's day.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nah, he just thinks the sins of the father pass to the son and he's a bit salty about why the tribe went extinct.

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