this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i like to make 2 opposite-side holes on the shell and suck it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

This guy really sucks eggs!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Virtually all food is gross if you think too hard about it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Or worse: Half a worm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Engorged tree genitalia and ovaries that try to trick you into swallowing their embroys so you crap them out later.

Don't trust them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Huh that is pretty gross

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You're gross! 😝

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Ja, groß. It's fucking great. (Sub the toast with polenta for me.)