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[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro forgot to drink more water too

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

you don't necessarily have to trink water, I eat mostly soup and am just fine because of this, even without drinking water

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know you're just drinking spicy water when eating soup, right?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

no I'm not drinking, I'm eating

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
  • I like my water like I like my vitamins. CHEWABLE
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

something something bottled water left in the sun something microplastics.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But your tooth enamel certainly doesn't :<

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, it can't be that bad.

googles it

Oh fuck.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Oh boy, I can't wait to get the coast and drink some chowder

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Soup might do the trick, but stuff like coca cola definitely doesn't.

People say that a terrible diet will make you die earlier and that doesn't scare anybody. They should be telling that before dying there will be several years where you'll need to use your hands to scoop the shit out of your ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's like with cigarettes. The time lifestyle changes add or subtract comes off the now part.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Water based cooking wins again.