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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I didn't see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man's_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

First "out" celebrity puppygirl?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Smell The Glove

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's wrong with bein' sexy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

My first thought as well.