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[–] [email protected] 41 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Why do people give this woman such a hard time for being sex positive? She's cute, she's funny, and she can sing, and yet all I read about is how she happens to love to fuck. gasp *clutches pearls*

PS: I'm not a fan of her music. I just despise how women get ostracized for something many men are praised for.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure this is making fun of conservatives freaking out about her, not of her directly.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I was referring to the BS commentary surrounding her, not the article specifically.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Why are they teasing her? I don't know who that is. Get off my lawn.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago

First "out" celebrity puppygirl?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What's wrong with bein' sexy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

My first thought as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Mine too.

Checked out some of her music. It's fun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

Something about Good Vibrations, I guess beach boy stuff maybe.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 23 hours ago

Honestly, I love how she has managed to make such a brand out of reclaiming her sexuallity. I really hope that its her choice rather than her management. I bet she gets some particularly nightmarish fans.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago

Oh . . Ohhhyyyeah right! Her! Ha ha. Because of the thing. She, uh, . . . did?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Onion really taking their shots at Sabrina this week

[–] [email protected] 36 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, with a shout-out to Rosemary Kennedy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago