this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
644 points (100.0% liked)

Rare insults

1564 readers
2 users here now

Post any unique insults you find!

Rules:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

US electrical plugs are the worst.

I still regularly manage to electrocute myself on those death designed shit plugs that allow uounto touch love metal if you're not very careful

Then the "Gravity will pull your plug out of the wall" design which is just amazing too.

Then the "bends by breathing at it" strength

I could go on, but you get it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

UK plugs are the best and can double up as non destructive landmines.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

i know you meant live metal. But I love the concept of love metal. There's a spark between us

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Electrocute means to be killed by electric shock. Unless you're being reincarnated again and again I think you mean to say that you've managed to shock yourself regularly.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Electrocute means neon green and attractive. I will not be taking questions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Aiiiight french academy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Collins and m-w both have "kill or [severely] injure", whereas Cambridge has only "kill". So I guess it can be used their way sometimes some places?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

He was just being cute with the phrase.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And yet i haven't had those problems. If your plugs fall out then the springs in your outlet are old, get a nee outlet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Plus don’t just go for the cheapest ones. The ones I’ve seen like this are cheap outlets made in the 70s, so a combination of old and crappy, but older outlets can be more sturdy and non-crappy modern ones appear sturdy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That confirms the shitty design. Decent outlets don't require springs to keep plugs from falling out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

the springs are also how the metal make contact. something has to hold them in place and make contact.