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[–] [email protected] 132 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Next time the kid asks for an allowance, say that money is a social construct

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

parents feeding children is a social construct.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

See, I dunno about that one. I have a very strange and almost primal urge to feed kids. I think it's generic programming.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It took me a while to learn to control my rising angst when my son started deciding he didn't want to eat much some days. Had to learn to trust what he's saying and play it cool with bargaining with him to try things he's decided he suddenly doesn't like and eat just a few of the key food groups he hasn't eaten before deciding he's full.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Same, there are few more stressful to me than when my daughter doesn’t eat. Learning to be okay with a sorry dinner is a process I’m still going through

[–] morphballganon 2 points 3 days ago

Same with wearing socks... in my case at least.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I absolutely do not have that programming.