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Star Wars Memes

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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.

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IMPORTANT

Please do not post the "good friend" or similar copypasta

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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.

The general idea is, if you're looking here for rules, you're probably someone who doesn't need to have them spelled out. You're fine. But anyway:

  1. This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that's meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart... Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.

  2. We are all friends here, and love (sometimes love to hate) Star Wars. Be nice to each other.

  3. As fans of fictional media, we can be passionate. If you very strongly disagree with something or someone, take a deep breath before reacting. Anger leads to the dark side!

  4. Everything in Star Wars has happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, and it's a rich universe of millions of words and millions of years of history. So current Earthly matters really shouldn't concern us here. In other words, leave politics, philosophies and convictions behind the door. This applies even if it's about something related to Star Wars.

  5. Original content is preferred. Reposts are fine, just please limit to a maximum of 3 per day, per citizen. It is recommended, but not required, to mark original memes as (OC) and reposts as (repost).

  6. Local mods are the Jedi council. They may take actions that are necessary to maintain peace and stability of the Republic, even beyond the rules outlined here. Follow their guidance.

  7. Regular rules of the Lemmy.world instance apply.

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Child endangerment is the Jedi way.

That’s why they are given laser swords that can cut through anything at age six!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (3 children)

they are given laser swords

You mean those kids didn't go through the Jedi ritual of constructing their own lightsabers? What has happened to our cherished traditions?!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Palps strip mined Ilum so it's probably better that we don't send younglings there any more.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago

Ah yes because Dantooine and it's fucked up dark side giant cave spiders is so much better.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Disney happened, that's what.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

At least before the fall of the republic, it was apparently common for Jedi Padawans to be locked in a cave to face a trial against their deepest fear to get a Kyber Crystal to even make their lightsaber in the first place. If they failed to conquer their fear, they died.

Edit: apparently they don’t die per se, but are meant to believe they will and also if they fail, they might be stuck there. It’s weird and still not ethical

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You want those younglings to be defenseless against the Jedi that kill them with their laser sword?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The only thing that can stop a bad Jedi with a laser sword is a good Jedi with a laser sword

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

What about a medium jedi with a bunch of Jim's Cole Slaw

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Don’t forget blindfolding them while they use their laser swords

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Training swords! They just sting like a bitch. They don’t make their own until well later.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Hey oooooooooo