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[–] [email protected] 226 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Get popcorn ready

Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

Enjoy popcorn

[–] [email protected] 154 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

I think that Linus becoming less of an abusive asshole over the years has been a positive development, but I wouldn't mind the return of the old for this event

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

i’d love to see linus revoke twitters license to use linux somehow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

make sure to mention that the fix is by Grok for maximum lols