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Bring them back!!! (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Would be nice to have an pet velociraptor. Never shown correctly in the Jurasic Park movies. They are not bigger than a turkey

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Looks like he has the perfect size to bite your balls. Not so sure about the pet suggestion

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hey, so are plenty of dogs. Doesn't stop my ball headbashers from being good boys.

[–] leftzero 15 points 1 day ago

We're not talking dogs here.

We're taking something much closer to birds. I.e., utter evil bastards. Probably smart, too.

No one in their right mind keeps cassowaries as pets, with very good reason.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Ball headbasher to ballgnasher is a quick chomp.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Also Goose can do it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Then we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10'000 years of haphazard breeding.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why not just get a pet turkey?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are ugly and stupid

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

And delicious.