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[-] [email protected] 156 points 2 years ago

Empress is considered the best Denuvo cracker in the world. Mostly because she's the only one that is consistently successful.

There are two major trains of thought regarding her. The first: she's a batshit crazy narcissist who is more toxic than a Kardashian-Jenner family dinner where Kanye and Pete Davidson show up unannounced. The second: she's the goddess and the most wonderful woman on the planet and one day she'll recognize my loyalty and I will have a place in her New World Order.

[-] [email protected] 95 points 2 years ago

You forgot to mention the part where she is violently transphobic

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

She tried to out Fitgirl as trans to encourage harassment of her. Trouble is nobody believed her, because nobody knows anything about Fitgirl and we don't believe Empress does either.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

She's also definitely Russian, and we, Russians, believe that it's a guy.

There's no women on the Internet.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Wait...so there really aren't hot MILFs in my area waiting to chat with me?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You should check for sure and let us all now. For the boys.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

They are a curious lot. They all seem interested in my debit card information. That must they're into me, right?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Right, 100%! They're just trying to see if you're going to be able to sustain yourself and their relationship. No harm there, I'm sure; actually seems like a sign of serious intentions.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

If she was a Russian guy she would have died in Ukraine.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What was it the rules of the internet again?

TITS or GTFO.

There's also Girl = Guy In Real Life.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised if Empress is a group of two or more people. At least one to handle the "persona" of Empress and the rest to do the cracking. Artificial personas and obfuscated identities are Internet 101.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Could also be one person with multiple personalities. It would explain a lot.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

she's providing games for free, who cares if she's a narcissist.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 2 years ago

You skipped past the batshit crazy part, eh? I would not trust any software she has touched, but you do you.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I'm still waiting for her rap album though, ngl it might slap.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

What makes you think it's a she

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Oh then because some stranger on the Internet tells you something, it's probably true

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

wasn't there some drama where some other cracker group exposed "her" as being some bulgarian dude?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

dont put money into that "announcement". they "exposed" her to be an old cracker who was in the scene many, many years ago. that person is to this day fighting a court case about their time in the scene. they've also written a post somewhere on the net talking about this and how hurt and confused they are to be dragged back into this mess. and the group that did the "exposing" has, as far as i have seen, not provided a single piece of evidence for their claims.

innocent until proven guilty. no one knows who empress is, so you may as well believe she is the woman she says to be.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

They've aggressively stated they're a cis woman and has found the implication of her being trans incredibly insulting.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It could be a very confused fat dude wearing only fudge striped tighty whities who doesn't want his fantasy world bubble popped

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