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[-] [email protected] 202 points 2 years ago

Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.

Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.

Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.

[-] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago

Imagine you're chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Your penis was delicious.

That's what your mom said to me last night

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That was meeee!!! Best friends!

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Mushrooms are kinky like that though. They enjoy it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I can relate.

I mean uhhhh

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Always upvote Rammstein.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Delerious Mr T. flashbacks intensify

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

And standard cheese is just milk way way past its conservation date.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

cannibals are like right?? just let people enjoy what they want

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

is eating your own nails cannibalism because i know a person named Paul that eats his own toe nails

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Montana has an event called the Testicle Festival, so they're not even trying to conceal the origins of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Bees store the nectar in a honey stomach, where no digestions happen at all. So it's not bug vomit.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

They're also bees, which are notably distinct from humans in ways almost too numerous to count.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Can I please have another bee fact?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That was bumble bees specifically, and we do know how they fly

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

bees sometimes fly, like flies, but not exactly like flies; though they do fly. Bees do. Well, flies also fly, but differently. Not that differently if you don't care about such distinctions, but pretty differently if you do. I wish I could fly. That last one wasn't a bee fact. It was a me fact.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I read this with Morgan Freeman voice and thoroughly enjoyed it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Thank you. Never have I rejoiced more in the rereading of my own comment.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

“Vomit” doesn’t require digestion to be called vomit. If it was in a stomach and then came back out via a mouth, it’s vomit.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

So you're calling a newborn baby vomit? (/s)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Though the baby's path has lips it's really not a mouth

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

They're clearly vaginal shit

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Are bees a ruminant?

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