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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly, Trump and his base are straight up traitors and should all be deported.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That floating island made of trash.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The Marianas Trench.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I hear North Korea is lovely this time of year.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yes, and the USA wouldn't have that pesky ECHR getting in the way either.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hell, at this point i don't care if they send em to Kanye lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No-one wants your brain-dead morons, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey they’re free! What a bargain! You can use them however you like! Flower arranging. Ditch digging. You could stack them like cord wood and make cool fort. You could tell all sorts of absolute nonsense and they’ll believe it like the most niaive little children.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they really were that convenient, you wouldn't give them away for free. Something is fishy here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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HEY WHAT A BARGAIN HOW CAN YOU PASS THIS GREAT DEAL UP?!?!