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[–] CoolSouthpaw@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What if it's not about him not being able to come up with his own material but about him liking Hitler?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

It's definitely both. Also, Stephen Miller is still one of his most trusted advisors and you KNOW that creep loves himself some Hitler!

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean like a guy keeping a book with Hitler's speeches on his bed stand? That sort of guy?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've heard this before, but I have a hard time reconciling Trump's public persona with someone who privately keeps a book on his nightstand.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Oh, he'd keep books around that make him feel powerful or he thinks would make others feel that way about him.

He doesn't strike me as an avid reader.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Well, they need to do a better job at it. This is just not dancing around the point.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago

All he wants to do is yell incoherently in front of groups of people. He never stopped doing it even when he was in office.

Take the moron off the ballot and let him fade away in semi crowded gyms yelling at clouds.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly, Trump and his base are straight up traitors and should all be deported.

[–] CoolSouthpaw@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Deported to where? Kenya? /s

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That floating island made of trash.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

The Marianas Trench.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I hear North Korea is lovely this time of year.

[–] faceula@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rwanda's so hot right now...

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 4 points 1 year ago

Yes, and the USA wouldn't have that pesky ECHR getting in the way either.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Hell, at this point i don't care if they send em to Kanye lol

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No-one wants your brain-dead morons, thanks.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey they’re free! What a bargain! You can use them however you like! Flower arranging. Ditch digging. You could stack them like cord wood and make cool fort. You could tell all sorts of absolute nonsense and they’ll believe it like the most niaive little children.

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they really were that convenient, you wouldn't give them away for free. Something is fishy here.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

NO NO HONEST!!! There’s nothing, uh… wrong… with them… they’re just, uh. SURPLUS TO REQUIREMENT!!! YEAH!!!

HEY WHAT A BARGAIN HOW CAN YOU PASS THIS GREAT DEAL UP?!?!

[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

I find it funny he can’t stack his background anymore with 3 token black men, now it’s just white men

[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Crystalnacht is what is next.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago

Crystal night or (Reichs)Kristallnacht. But not both

[–] wieson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

We rather use Night of Broken Glass or November pogroms, since crystal night sounds euphemistic.

Sorry for the thought police moment

[–] 15liam20@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

"It is a pathetic, dog-like face, the face of a man suffering under intolerable wrongs. In a rather more manly way it reproduces the expression of innumerable pictures of Christ crucified, and there is little doubt that that is how Hitler sees himself. The initial, personal cause of his grievance against the universe can only be guessed at; but at any rate the grievance is here. He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon. "

  • George Orwell's review of Mein Kampf. Gave it two stars.