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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Honestly, I think vampires would have plenty of volunteers nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Really depends on the rules vampires exist under.

I'm guessing some people wouldn't care and just want in, but there are quite a few vampire mythologies that would be a really awful existence.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fr. In most interpretations vampires are undead, beings that lose all the joy of living, no warmth, no taste except for blood, inability to have kids or sex, being weak to the sun/running water/garlic/holy ground, being unable to enter any residence without being invited, having to sleep in coffin with dirt from where you are born (which means you can't travel without bringing a whole ass coffin with you). Being a vampire would suck, now a daywalker tho....

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

All existence is awful, but if you were a vampire you would get to wear a neat cape

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Ay, nobody's stopping you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You're not doing a good job of turning me away ಠ_ಠ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Grounded vampire mythos is suspiciously similar to the symptoms of rabies.

If you get Form Of Mist, though, I'm in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Walking on ceiling, though. If I can get that, I'd say yes, too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If that's a symptom of rabies then Harper Lee undersold it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It might be, but most rabies patients are probably too terrified of dying and water to try it out.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I highly recommend the show “What We Do in the Shadows.” It sort of covers this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

My friend complains it's awful but watches with me anyway and laughs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I always say being awful does not equal being non-enjoyable. It seems your friend agrees.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That's a good friend

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I love that show so much. Bat!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago