More details in the compete post: https://www.tumblr.com/lavenderhorns/705277666010464256/every-now-and-then-i-remember-that-malbolge-exists?source=share
this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2024
469 points (100.0% liked)
Programmer Humor
22189 readers
1518 users here now
Welcome to Programmer Humor!
This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!
For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
Rules
- Keep content in english
- No advertisements
- Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Apparently, this is the code for a Hello World program in Malbolge:
Looks like the backticks in the program messed up the formatting a bit, here's it with fixed formatting.
Not that it's any more intelligible. :D
I just grabbed the original program from Wikipedia and put it in a code block.
The document icon below each comment is "view source."
... where are your vote icons, in general?
General ban by an admin being an asshat. Haven't bothered asking nicely to get reinstated.
Lemmy desperately needs some default notification, because what newbie is checking a site's modlog with any regularity? I didn't even know it existed. I was bickering with some troll who said 'you're cruising for a report, mister!' despite being far further over-the-line than me, and I said, that's adorable, knock yourself out. And then things so thoroughly stopped working that I assumed my LW account had been straight-up deleted.
Meanwhile, that troll suffered no consequences whatsoever. Despite starting shit, getting personal, and being wrong. My accordingly low opinion of moderation across Lemmy has since been vindicated more often than not. This was the largest instance that didn't demand "civility" as a constant choke-collar, and the worst problems I've had have still been mods flying off the handle in cases where I've been perfectly polite.
Apparently I can't say please and thank you without people taking it as vicious sarcasm, so I don't fuckin' try and I don't fuckin' worry about it. It's been freeing.
just copy the comment?
Ah, yes! Much better!
Huh. Looks just like Perl.
Biblically correct hello world
Idiomatically nonsensical, as all things should be.
Beautiful
And I've heard it took years until someone managed to do it
Mom, put down the phone, I'm using the modem!
Holy cow.