this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (6 children)

That last sentence. What the fuck.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

Is this your first day on the internet or something

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

I know there is some shady shit going on in the background. What I don't know is why.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I agree. Is in not universally accepted that Nick is clearly the hottest?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I’m so used to greentexts being sincerely pathetic that it flew right past me. My bad!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you new to the internet? Should we tell you about rule 34?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"I will not turn into a snake. It never helps."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It’s possible to know about something for years and still be freaked out when it shows up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's also always possible to be part of the lucky 10,000. Feel free to ask if you want to learn more about Rule 34 or goatse, I'm sure someone will be along shortly with some educational material. :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I’m sure they will lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I thought that was the most reasonable part...