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[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Dude has a point though. In cinemas in the Netherlands you can just buy big ass beer bottles anyway so what's the bfd

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having a large beer vs getting very drunk on liquor is quite different, no?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not when you're a lightweight like me!

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Americans and their Puritan BS.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We have movie theaters here in the US that let you buy and drink alcohol too.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Alamo Drafthouse is the superior movie watching experience. Also if that dad talked to you like OP, you could get him kicked out!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

They even have a bar at AMC now too. It's gone mainstream

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am not generally a movie goer. I prefer watching at home where I control the temperature, food, volume, company, and amount of floor stickiness.

That being said, my friends drug me to the Alamo Drafthouse a couple of years ago to catch a movie and I LOVE that place. It's comfortable, the food is edible (not great, but not gross), and I can get completely schnookered while watching their throwback movies or the graveyard shift.

So now I actually hit the theater from time to time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah, I just hate when the floor isn't sticky enough!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It ain't a real movie theater unless I'm in danger of losing a shoe.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I won’t even watch a movie out anymore if I can’t have a beer or three in the theater :p

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yours might be the best (and/or most concerning) username I've encountered here so far :)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Since allegedly the whole cinema was full of "parents and children", it clearly was a afternoon screening.

Like, just go to a late screening if you want to drink?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Don't tell me when to drink in public.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

dude has a point

Damn straight

it's about alcohol

Ha ha, yeah

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Probably was just mad he was't sharing. Why else would he sit next to him?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

quick wristy?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (6 children)

That last sentence. What the fuck.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

Is this your first day on the internet or something

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

I know there is some shady shit going on in the background. What I don't know is why.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I agree. Is in not universally accepted that Nick is clearly the hottest?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's called a "punchline".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I’m so used to greentexts being sincerely pathetic that it flew right past me. My bad!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you new to the internet? Should we tell you about rule 34?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"I will not turn into a snake. It never helps."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It’s possible to know about something for years and still be freaked out when it shows up.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I thought that was the most reasonable part...

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No matter one's views on drinking at a cinema...

The dad's an idiot. How the fuck are kids going to realize that's booze in a dark theatre, especially if their dad is between them? He ruined the experience for his kids by constantly drawing attention and letting the kids realize something was up, not Drunky Anon

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depending on the booze you can tell -- if he's taking swigs of vodka or whiskey it's pretty easy to know

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And he was taking chugs, aaaand ended drunk, so it wasn't beer. Also, the smell.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Land of the free

Can't drink in the cinema

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

That was a good read.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

In fairness I did watch a movie in a disney cinema once that actually had a bar, drinking my long island iced tea during the movie was a great experience.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

After the "Quiet on Set" drop, and Nickelodeon not being nearly as wealthy, anon probably has a good point about Jessica Rabbit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I agree with the parent. Alcohol shouldn't be normalized as other drugs and the anon is probably an alcoholic -- who else drinks in a cinema on a Disney movie?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah because it's good idea to just pretend like no one has any problems in life if it's front of the precious children. I will drink in the damn movie theater

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They sell alcohol in the theaters here, so as long as your old enough you can drink in any film showing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm sober for a year now. Yeah don't normalize it, but mind your own business.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business if no one's being belligerent.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Im just gonna hope theres different world cultures clashing here because doing this in the US or Canada WOULD be a dick move. Drinking in ANY theater if it wasnt catered to that is rude enough as it is here, but doing at a kids movie is particularly egregious .

Edit: Lmao, right, I'm on greentext, that explains a lot

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What? Why is it an issue to drink anywhere so long as you're keeping yourself to yourself and not causing an issue? America, land of the free....

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently this prudishness around liquor consumption is uniquely north american

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, in eastern Europe (or at least when I grew up, which was after the communist regime btw) it was kind of normal to give beer (idk if anyone was doing something harder but if they were stupid enough then maybe) to your kid to shut them up, I know bad parenting and it definitely fucked me up for life, but it sure is normal when I look at the state of this country I live in

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Unless you are being belligerent, I don't give a shit what you're drinking.

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