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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zeus can find what?? Leaving out crucial information here!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What can't you read‽ Zeus can find 70!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I doubt he can find 1.198 × 10^100^

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bruh is a god, I think he'll manage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah it's Zeus, he'll say "fuck it" after not too long.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

70 what?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just 70, silly! Come on, get with the programme!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

From the whole paragraph, that would be 70 sons.

Makes sense as Zeus was well known for his affairs with mortal women using various disguises.