2000 year later and things haven't changed:
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Ngl, I would give a few bags of flour ...
Has there been any serious research into 700 BCE buttock decorating? Asking for a friend.
Here is his friend. Anything please?
I’m wondering if Hesiod was referring to jewelry, fancy clothes, or tattoos.
Butt plugs. The kind with the jewels. Or tails.
Something something sparta stuffing a fox under their tunic, I don't remember how it goes.
What kind of buttock decoration methods did they even have in 700bc?
I always interpreted this as a willful mistranslation considering what a granary looks like.
I think that's how they said "gold digger" ~2700 years ago
Is grain code for seed?
Back in the day being rich means owning lots of land and harvesting lots of crops from it. Grain means money.
Wait a second.... were there even buttocks in 700 BC?
Yes... BC stands for Butt Crack
I don't think decorated butt means it's a big butt
Watch out! She's after your seed!