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[–] [email protected] 161 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

A former quality auditor at Boeing supplier Spirit AeroSystems who turned whistleblower has died after a sudden illness, his family announced on Tuesday.

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Dean's sudden death at the age of 45 was announced by his aunt and sister on social media on Tuesday. His mother wrote on Facebook that he had contracted pneumonia in April and suffered a stroke following an MSRA infection.

Let’s not turn into QAnon level conspiracy fuckwits here. He died of a natural illness as confirmed by his mother, and his family probably don’t want to have to deal with seeing everyone bringing him up in some deep state corpo assassination conspiracy bullshit.

You can hate Boeing for their shitty capitalist practices with resorting to this.

[–] [email protected] 153 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Agreed. It really looks like they only killed the one whistle blower.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago

Yea. That first one was so obvious there's no way there's a way to kill someone and fool their mother. Case closed I'm satisfied...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think the real take away is that there are so many people willing to speak out against Boeing's procedures that odds are some are going to die before the conclusion of this investigation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Imma need a dissertation on the probabilities here.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I like how you imply qa anon leaps and obvious deductive powers are the same.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Obvious deductive powers like not reading the article? Or do you think his mum was in on it too?

This article headline is written to push people to a conclusion. If it had simply added the word “illness” most people would not be “deducting” shit. It’s media manipulation to generate clicks and you’re falling for it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

This article headline is written to push people to a conclusion.

Yes, the source article is from Newsweek, which is about as trustworthy as Boeing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This article headline is written to push people to a conclusion.

This is becoming distressingly common.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Because it works.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Explain your point.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Deducing from headlines and circumstances while ignoring crucial information is exactly what QAnon does

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Thinking it's possible a seedy thing happened =/= making up reams of bullshit based on a number in the background but sure everyone who disagrees with you is qanon

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I intended to make it more like a cautionary tale. QAnon can happen to the best of us, and seedy thoughts that still consider that it was an illness for a while are sort of an entry point to the thought pattern behind conspiracy theories. If one builds tolerance to this kind of leap, it'll be easier to build tolerance for much bigger leaps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

QAnon can happen to the best of us,

I don't agree. It happens to vulnerable people. And it's not like a disease you can catch if you're not vigilant. There are many steps to becoming bat shit, and wondering if a specific corporation would kill a person isn't something I'm willing to avoid because next thing I know I'd be trying to hang the vice president.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everyone is vulnerable in one way or another. Of course, wondering is natural, but seriously accepting it, as some in this thread have done, is a QAnon kind of leap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

some

Technically accurate that some have done that, but an exaggeration to consider it a trend

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Well, there only has to be a strong possibility to warn against it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

wondering if a specific corporation would kill a person

You have to realize how your first post came off. The poster you responded to clearly was talking about the people claiming Boeing did it. Of which there are plenty of this thread.

You then jumped in and said this wasn't conspiracy nonsense, but the result of "obvious deductive powers."

This did not come off as merely "wondering" or considering it a possibility, but as if you were saying it was an obvious fact.

I'm not even sure how to interpret that comment in relation to what you're saying now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

What I remember seeing was people making implications and jokes. People don't always mean things 100% literally. I doubt there are all that many people totally convinced it was Boeing, but some of you are acting like that is the case. I disagree, that is all

Ps deductive reasoning doesn't mean "I know it for a fact"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If my kid goes into the kitchen, and I go in a little while later and see the cookies are gone, i'm going to believe they ate them. Am I 100% convinced of it? No. Maybe i just didn't realize they had been eaten earlier, or maybe someone snuck in the back and ate them. But I'm relatively convinced they ate the.

I'm sure there are very few people, at most, that are convince 100% that Boeing did it. But it's very presumptuous to assume that all of the people in this thread claiming Boeing did it are just joking. Seems more reasonable to take their statements at face value and understand that they do think Boeing did it, or at least someone related to boeing did it.

But I'm not sure what this has to do with what was suggested by your initial post.

Ps deductive reasoning doesn’t mean “I know it for a fact”

By definition deductive reason is using logic to come to a specific conclusion, so it absolutely does mean it's a fact.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Deductive reasoning means using evidence so no you're flat wrong. Also, ever heard of a "knee jerk reaction"? Hint, that also isn't a term that means you're sure of anything

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're confusing deductive reasoning with inductive reasoning. But I wouldn't even call it inductive reasoning, as it's really just an empty hypothesis where people are putting what they want to be the truth into the holes of our knowledge...or hell even outright rejecting evidence, like qanons do.

And, again, Ive already agreed that they don't 100% believe it. But arguing that they don't think Boeing had this person killed is just ignoring what they said and assuming what you want.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This conversation started with some people cheekily blaming Boeing (a fair first reaction). Then some dude chided everyone for being like qanon, I said that was a deep over exaggeration, now here I am getting a lesson in pedantry. What even are conversations like this?

I read the thread one way and a couple others didn't. End of story.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"oh, sorry. I was mistaken about what deductive reasoning means, and I can see why what I said did not convey what I actually think. Thanks for the correction.'

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Sorry for caring more about pedantry than the topic at hand. I'll speak to my therapist about that"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol I assure you me and my therapist have way more pressing issues to talk about than you refusing to admit you are wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The fact that you think a phrase can't imply a "potential conclusion" and instead must be a "certain conclusion" would agree with you there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What didn't you understand about me and my therapist having more important things to discuss than you being wrong and refusing to admit it?

Oh, wait, I see what this is. It's a projection. Your inability to admit you are wrong is something you realize you need to work through, which is why you are claiming that I have issues I need to work through.

You'll be fine tho, it's not that big of a thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You see you just admitted you got issues beyond "me being wrong". I used your words against you to say I agree. Surely a pedant could appreciate the weaponization of an opponent's words to use against them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh I see, people mean what they say when it confirms what you want to be true, but when it puts you in a tricky spot... Well, then, man you have to be really stupid to think they actually mean it.

Lol how convenient

Pure gold, my man

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Keep thinking you got me good if it helps your day go better

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I didn't get you, you got yourself

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

You can give people infections on purpose. If he had died of a genetic heart defect it would be different.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay, but in the interest of not pretending that They Would Never(tm) can we all agree that if a THIRD whistleblower dies shortly before or during testimony that maybe something is happening here? You have the guy who committed suicide in the middle of depositions after telling his friend "If I commit suicide, no I absolutely did not" and now the healthy 45 year old who all of a sudden has multiple infections and a stroke. Is there a point at which you'd accept the idea that it's a bit beyond coincidence that the deadliest place in the world seems to be the witness stand at a trial where Boeing is the defendant?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Didn't the first guy's family talk about how he was depressed out of his mind and barely knew the woman who made those claims?

You can blame Boeing for abusing and causing mental and ultimately physical deterioration of their QA staff. You can't blame them for faking suicide or giving someone pneumonia.

I still personally think that criminal charges need to be filed against their managers or coworkers, even if it's not for murder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'm just trying to establish conditions by which we all might agree that this is worth looking into before they happen. It's easy to try to play connect the dots with the stars, there are a bunch of them already and you can just ignore the ones that don't make the picture you want. I'm trying to add predictions to this theory in the name of the scientific method - if another whistleblower dies before his testimony is complete, that will be beyond what I can dismiss as coincidence.