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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Stop saying "all men" and there won't be a reason to say it.

Downvotes, but no accountability. Typical cowards.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You know? I've never actually heard a woman say "all" men. It seems like some guys have a guilty conscience.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A lot of women will casually throw around "men are trash". So you need to listen better.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Of course not, clearly it's only referring to men from Kansas.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Holy smokes. Do you really think you need to start interjecting to defend men after someone says "men are trash"? Maybe the satire of this post is too close to the truth. :(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. I never said that. Don't put words in my mouth. Get fucked.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if you could even fit any more words in your mouth while you are swallowing your foot.

Hey, the other day I heard someone say "pop music is trash". But I happen to know that pop music is actually pretty widely listened to an enjoyed. So that person must be wrong. Yeah? I bet there are even some pop songs that they themselves enjoy! Damn liars.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Well, yeah. That person would be wrong and these kind of people are very annoying with their blanket statements.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

A hit dog will holler.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My mother did this. Suffice to say I didn't grow up with a healthy view of what a good man should be. I was really weird around women during my adolescence because I was constantly afraid of being a bad man.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not in real life for sure. But internet discourse is wild

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'll take full accountability for my downvote