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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Oh shit, what's your PayPal?

Anyone who reads this comment owes me $1,000,000 USD and a kiss

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't have 2 mil, how do I get out of this? File for bankruptcy?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

on a technicality, debts like this are not legally dischargable through bankruptcy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the student loan loophole

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I don't have the money, can I kiss you twice instead?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

If anyone I owe money to reads this, the debt is reversed.

I'll take the kiss though