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[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 106 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But in a moment of legal discovery, it was found that "GitLab Support Bot" always owns the repository since it creates the merge commit after CI runs.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)
  1. The bot is not a person and this cannot have the rights
  2. Just don't use something as fancy as that. CI for a HLP project? Wth are you doing, there aren't even tests
[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You don't have to be a person to have the rights of a person. That's what a corporation is.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But the license mentions all of earths citizens. Corpos can't be citizens, right? Legal terms are confusing.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Corporations provide services, and service guarantees citizenship.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Hence how Melania came to be a Citizen

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I would like to know more.

[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 64 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"It's not my code" "It is now!"

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago

This is how I handle code at work, almost. Program not working? Who has the last commit on the code? You get the question!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Way to discriminate against future people on Mars.

[–] raldone01@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There are a few flaws.

There should be a clause forcing it to remain open source. Another clause should be that the license must not be changed. A warrenty and liability disclaimer would be also good. Otherwise a splendid license.

[–] jnk@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago

I would 100% use this HPL-v2 for all of my (temporary) foss projects. It's just genius. I mean, good luck keeping track of the current owner, Nintendo lawyers.

[–] Huschke@programming.dev 38 points 10 months ago (3 children)

As a Martian I feel left out.

[–] Zos_Kia 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Them dusters always complaining about something smh

[–] AliasVortex@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Inners amirte?

[–] MartianFox@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] MartianSands@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Nah, we're alright. I don't think anyone has clearly defined the requirements of earth citizenship, we can assume it's like Ireland who hand it out like candy

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] MangoKangaroo@beehaw.org 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] sparkle@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

No fair, this is uncalled for aggression towards Triangulum Galaxy dwellers!

[–] RiQuY@lemm.ee 29 points 10 months ago

The secret license everyone gets while working for an enterprise. If the previous dude left, good luck changing anything.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (4 children)

What happen when the repository is getting forked? Goofing with the license is all haha fun till nasty lawyers get into the picture and you get all sort of liability claims

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 64 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Just writing words doesn't make it legally binding. Anyone who reads this comment owes me $1,000,000 USD.

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Oh shit, what's your PayPal?

Anyone who reads this comment owes me $1,000,000 USD and a kiss

[–] oessessnex@programming.dev 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't have 2 mil, how do I get out of this? File for bankruptcy?

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

on a technicality, debts like this are not legally dischargable through bankruptcy

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the student loan loophole

[–] narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

I don't have the money, can I kiss you twice instead?

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

If anyone I owe money to reads this, the debt is reversed.

I'll take the kiss though

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ofcourse its legally binding. If you include a license text with your own code on a platform that doesnt have a clause to license your code under different terms, then that license is legally valid.

But writing the license yourself without making sure that it doesnt allow for any legal loopholes is a bad idea.

[–] MartianSands@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

You declaring a debt isn't meaningful because you don't have legal authority to do so.

A licence statement is describing in what way you're granting permission for something you do have the right to control, which makes it meaningful

[–] bitfucker@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

What the fuck are you talking about? Do you think the license being used is not legally binding? What constitutes as legally binding to you?

[–] nogooduser@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you want to fork the repo then you make a commit to the original repo giving yourself rights then you make the fork and you’re golden.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

I was gonna say, just make a commit changing the license to something else, like MIT?

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think this is a sort of anti-license, so I think the sort of people who use it reject copyright law.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Sounds like programmers with sovereign citizen approach

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

What happen when the repository is getting forked?

You get two code bases with different ownership.

That's a very practical license, that reflects the concept as it is practiced. It's probably the only one that doesn't come from an ivory tower.

[–] narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

git commit --amend

git push --force

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

but why would you want to?

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 10 months ago
[–] souperk@reddthat.com 16 points 10 months ago

So that's the legal equivalent of the guy committing 10k changes the day before leaving the company...

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

A self revoking license. You can only use or distribute this software if you've made the last commit.