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[–] [email protected] 91 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Eh. I have plenty of pictures of my daughter naked as a baby. The weird part of this is showing off the naked picture to a stranger on the bus and making mention of the genitals in specific.

Anyway, everyone knows that naked baby pictures are used to torture children in front of their serious romantic partners brought home for the first time. This has not happened in my 14-year-old daughter's life yet, but I hope to one day have this privilege that comes with parenting.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My response, when my mom showed my first partner naked baby pictures was to nudge my partner and say "don't worry, I'll send you some more recent ones.

My mom super didn't appreciate the joke, but she never pulled out baby pictures for future partners.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

This is hilarious. Good comeback.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

LOL, mom busted out the baby pics for every gf. My. Turn.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Gonna show your new step dad all the naked pics of your mom you have?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That second paragraph is pretty creepy actually, I think you've missed the point of the comic.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I’d say it’s okay to show someone your child’s genitalia when they’ve already seen it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yep, my wife has seen my little baby wiener. The awkward teenage pictures were far more embarrassing though. Hers are buried in a hoarder house so I might never get to see her embarrassing school band photos.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I wouldn't want to see naked photos of a significant other as a minor, but maybe that's just me.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Right? All you're doing is saying, "when I saw it last, it was a lot smaller than when you saw it."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Seeing someone naked as an adult isn't the same thing as seeing them naked as a minor.

You do see that, right?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (17 children)

Dude, this has been a traditional way for parents to embarrass their adult children in front of their partner for decades. My wife has seen my naked baby pictures without my parents even showing them to her. And I've seen hers. What's the big deal? It's not like either of us found them sexy.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Chopping part of your child's dick off has also been traditional for decades, that's a very poor justification for that behaviour.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Are you really comparing showing your child's long-term partner their naked baby pictures with circumcision?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

My point is "we've always done it like that" isn't really a justification.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

They are challenging the logic, is this really a confusing idea to you?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (24 children)

Tbf child marriage is also traditional, Muhammed had a 9yo bride (it's "ok," he didn't have sex with her until she was 11.)

Defending things based solely on tradition can get pretty weird sometimes.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's all fucking weird. I never took photos of my child naked. I don't get the idea at all.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

I'm glad someone else sees it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Torture? Why people have such trouble with their romantic interest seeing pictures of you naked when you looked totally different?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (8 children)

It's not actual torture. It's just embarrassing your kid over something that most people would consider trivial as a form of ribbing them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah it's basically waterboarding...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (22 children)

You'd sure think so from some of these responses.

But I do enjoy the person who thinks you need to get consent from a baby to ethically take its picture.

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