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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Democracy makes these elites say weird shit.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

That's as much as seeing a Star War!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Narrator: Thanks to inflation, it was significantly more.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At the time and even now, it was joked about that Romney isn't really human. Because who TF says that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Romney also told everyone that he strapped his dog to the roof of the car while traveling on a family vacation.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

That's sounds like something out of National Lampoon's Vacation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

In a crate at least.