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And that’s basically it!
What is this stage set-up? Why is the British PM sitting in the cuck chair?
It's where he belongs.
Im sorry but what the fuck is this?
He is a cuck, alright...
Waiting for coach to put him in
“What do humans eat? sandwiches, ive heard of that”
“Oh yes i enjoy regular sandwiches just like all other regular humans. A big enjoyer of sandwiches. Yes. Uh fillings? What? No, I look after my teeth”
It's like the Zuckerberg- I enjoy barbequing, just like every American human!
It gets even better
In the footage, the PM told two schoolboys: “I’m a Coke addict. A total Coke addict.”
After a brief pause, he clarifies: “Coca-Cola addict. Just for the record. Just to be totally clear. I am a Coca-Cola addict. I have seven fillings to show for it.”
Damn he almost had a shot to gain votes there but then he blew it.
Just like he (didn't) blow that coke!
That's just like Linus's "Hard R" thing.
oh yeah, eat one then
Why does that remind me of this?
This guy eats a sandwich with a facial expression that indicates that he plans to beat his Butler for making it wrong.
He looks like Elon Musk did smoking that joint.
he looks like he just bit into a real nasty patty. I dare you to eat another sandwich, Sunak
Oh, how robbed he was with just a picture.
..And maybe the fact that nobody liked him..
I heard from Jon Richardson while he was in a bathtub that Rishi Sunack made his money by causing a global financial crisis.
And honestly I'd prefer to receive all my dystopian news that way now.
People complain about Starmer, but he’s a human rights lawyer, rather than a disaster capitalist, so surely that’s a step in the right direction
A very small step.
Reminds me of when in 2018 when running for the Utah Senate seat, Massachusettsian Mitt Romney, trying to appeal to the masses, said his favorite meat is hot dog.
Democracy makes these elites say weird shit.
It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
That's as much as seeing a Star War!
Narrator: Thanks to inflation, it was significantly more.
At the time and even now, it was joked about that Romney isn't really human. Because who TF says that.
Romney also told everyone that he strapped his dog to the roof of the car while traveling on a family vacation.
That's sounds like something out of National Lampoon's Vacation.
Just put milksteak, she'll know what it is.
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
Please clap.
I was gonna ask what know and of question "what's your favorite meat"...
Then I realized it was likely someone in Utah asking.
I was gonna ask what know and of question
I think you may have had a stroke, mate.
Nah it was the Washington Examiner: https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/2620820/mitt-romney-insurgent-and-insider/
Doesn't seem like anyone necessarily asked at all. He just volunteered it. I doubt it's true, for the record, but it is a very Utah answer.
I dont belive he eats, let alone has a favourite meal.
He's going to have a lot more time to ~~have the servants~~ make one now.
I’m glad everyone got to see him chat with the most tattooed mom, very telling of who a person is.
sorry guys looks like it's another tory hold
Too late, I voted against him. If only I saw this before I left!
Prove it, try all of James May's sandwiches on camera and we'll believe you!
Didn't eating a sandwich nuke Ed Miliband's chances?