this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
769 points (100.0% liked)

Greentext

5900 readers
911 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (9 children)

the thought of putting some slaved animal's titty sweat into my mouth makes me legit want throw up ngl. How the fuck was that ever acceptable?

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's not sweat, it's closer to mucus and pus and it's delicious! ๐Ÿ˜‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Sure glad I read this over my bowl of cereal this morning.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just look at it this way:

there are/were a lot of nomadic tribes in human history. All of them wanted to eat, or at least have a stable and significant source of calories. Most of them lived in semi-fertile land though, which was not fertile enough for wheat/corn. So what they did was take a goat, let it eat all of the grass/flowers that naturally grew, and it produced milk for the humans. This way, both humans and the goat could live.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How is that relevant to modern age? By that logic nothing is ick and everything is justifiable cause at some point it was ok with our ancestors ๐Ÿฅฑ

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How the fuck was that ever acceptable?

I literally answered your question?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I knew this 4chan communities are very pro spectrum but to take "ever" so literally is new peak lmao

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

oh lol random internet moment :-)

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Thanks for educating us. I guess we can safely say that milk drinking was considered acceptable by our ancestors due to their terrible desperation, much as cannibalism among stranded sailors is excusable.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Oat milk tastes way better without the whole torturing animals stuff and it isn't even that much more expensive. I really don't understand why people still drink cow milk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Oat milk tastes way better

Yeah, well, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

As someone who generally enjoys drinking milk (I almost exclusively drink water but when I do indulge in other drinks its almost always a nice glass of milk, or a pint of milk for the road from the convenience store) I've tried oat milk and it tasted good, but just seemed to be missing some body. It tasted more like something I should mix into something else than drink on its own

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I like almond milk, but have trouble finding the nipples.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

They're perverts

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

milking cows isn't torture

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Exactly. Drinking animal milk is very weird and unethical.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not really. Lots of animals have similar relationships with other species. I think you're just uneducated on the subject. We should absolutely strive for more ethical handling of animals through legislation and education.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

So your argument is that if an animal does it, it's ethical? Then you must support murder.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

this is a strawman

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's a lot of foods that only became a thing because someone was really hungry.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

or really stupid, I nearly ate a rock when I was little if my grandma didn't catch me first

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Even if you ignore ethics it's just nasty lol there are other liquid fats that don't need to be squeezed out of a mammal

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Are you an idiot or just an edgelord?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Everyone who downvoted you is a pervert and is trying to deny the fact they're ashamed of themself.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Once you try a mother's milk, it makes a lot more sense.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I've tried but your mom is just not into it. Maybe you can put a word in for me

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

this. milk is fucking disgusting.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

animals aren't slaves. comparing slaves to animals is what slavers do.