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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (4 children)

To be fair, not a single character in the Dune universe is a regular human. They're the equivalent of those plum-sized GMO strawberries at the grocery store.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

You just gave me a new headcanon: the entire dune universe is just tiny people. The worms are normal sized worms being ridden by very small fremen

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yes, I choose to believe she was rubbing one out with her prehensile clitoral hood.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In a 100 years it will be completely normal to have painless and routine medical transhuman enhancements. I'm getting a variable sized dick just as a courtesy enhancement!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I wouldnt be able to resist saying "go go gadget" every time i get hard for somebody if i had one of those lmfao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Her: "Well.. guess that'll do.."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

sorry babe, Frontier Justice stays ON while we have sex

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I have read all the original books, and I don't think a prehensile cliteral hood was mentioned, but I would have to read them again to be sure.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Better, stronger, and with additional erogenous zones in the largest sexual organ, the brain!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There are no GMO strawberries for sale. There are none currently approved.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, they all are, just through the old-school methods of domestication and selective breeding.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

But that's not what people mean when they say GMO in this context. Otherwise they would use GMO in front of every food item name unless they were referring to foraged goods with no domesticated equivalent.