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Writing C++ is easy. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

My favorite, since I'm not a programmer anymore, is excel

E: Your formula has a circular reference. I ain't doing shit till you fix it

Me: where?

E: In your spreadsheet, I don't fucking know

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Excel: taking ages to load a file

Excel: There is a link to another Excel document, but I can't access it to update the value.

Me: Where?

Excel: To this document.

Me: ... Where can I find the cell that contains this link?

Excel: I don't know noises

Me: What if it is a named variable?

Excel: Yes.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago

It’s ok, you run the expression debugger, which says the first step, which is all of the formula, will result in an error. So helpful.