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[–] [email protected] 110 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I don't really know d&d well, but I just looked up the spell and I think it says you can transform "any number of willing creatures". So the DM could make an argument about whether insects had the intelligence to even qualify as being able to be "willing" for that.

On the other hand, I am a big fan of Operation Dumbo Drop Multistrike

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/1995-animal-shapes

Another problem might be that animal shapes only has a range of 30 ft

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

30 ft range, requires willing creatures, targets can become large or smaller (elephants are huge)...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Fine fuck horse storm it is

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Brown Bear Barrage.

Or Giant Scorpion Tsunami if you want maximum pants-shitting potential.

(I could only find one CR4 large beast, the giant coral snake from Curse of Strahd, but no good spell title came to mind.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Snakenado

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My book doesn't have stats for a fuck horse, did they make an updated Book of Erotic Fantasy (don't answer that)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

How could such a bad book get so much notoriety and not getting rereleases for all editions?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

@[email protected] i will use this name in my next game, if its okay

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Haha, you have my blessing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Pachyderm MIRV?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And it's an 8th level spell, which I think is close to the pinnacle of what a spellcaster can achieve in Dungeons and Dragons.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Depends on the edition. If Epic Magic is in play, 9th level spells are just the beginning. However, it gets stupidly easy to kill yourself by casting something that you really shouldn't have tried to cast.