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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

rats run fast, trump only eats fast food, it checks out

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It boggles the mind how an alleged billionaire can be so cheap.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Check out Michael Jordan's tipping philosophy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Eww, gross. Another cheap bastard.