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I mean, he already picked a live rat for his running mate...
Why are you calling JD Vance an intelligent and cute pet?
rats run fast, trump only eats fast food, it checks out
It boggles the mind how an alleged billionaire can be so cheap.
Check out Michael Jordan's tipping philosophy
Eww, gross. Another cheap bastard.
The reverse would also work.
Eating television on live rat?
I can't stop laughing at the photo
I mean…he should actually do that. It would only help his campaign at this point.
Would win back most of the RFK crowd.
I would not put it past him. He must be desperate for attention. The RNC did not work out, the scratch at his hear had not the desired effect, and now the Dems are actually waking up! This must be a nightmare for weird Don!
next week on trumpjunk.loser, a $179.99 limited edition plushy of a rat with a detachable head.
(like ozzy's bat from a few years back)
Eating that roach worked for Tyler 🤷
zardulu is at it again!
this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2024
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