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[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Wtf is a Gonial Angle or a Canthal tilt?

[–] [email protected] 80 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Gonial angle is this:

Gonial angle picture

Canthal tilt is that:

Canthal tilt illustration

As I was googling I've seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that's predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It could only be beaten by a SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attractive angles.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

As a gigachad I can confirm.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Some people take pleasure in being pitied and victimised.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You need to touch less grass and spend more time online.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Depends on whether you want to a cool kid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Things people think about when they haven't learned to manage obsessive rumination in their own minds and live every day with a kind of stress or misery that few people who are even slightly healthier can even comprehend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Who the fuck cares honestly other than shut in weirdo's