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The Spelling Bee (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Also Jesus was a bottom

Do you think he was topping 12 dudes a night? They started a religion after him because he was nice not because he was a multiple cummer

So it totally makes sense for him to be flying cakes in a fight with a Hindu god

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

I'm not sure what your religion is but I regret to inform you that you're not going to the good place.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Based on having had to read that comment I would say we're already in the bad place

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm a slut for cum fill me Judas

~Jesus Christ, probably

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Is me not a multiple cummer? Why do they say Jesus will come again?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

if Jesus is a top that changes everything

it means he really is daddy

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Consider that the first time he broke out the superpowers was when a wedding didn't have booze. So he turned WATER INTO WINE. Just don't rule out him topping 12 dudes a night is all I'm saying. He brought the party.

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