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This isn't the 90s when you could throw punches at school. Kids get arrested now. I worked with schools for years and can assure you that going to juvie helps no one. I'm trying to protect children here, idiot. Your daughters will struggle in life at best, and be physically assaulted at worse by following your advice. I sincerely hope you get your head on straight, for your daughter's sake.
No one is going to juvie for punching a bully. You're off your rocker.
Ok dude. I tried. I know how it will go down because I've pulled these tapes and gone to court to testify a hundred times. I only pray that the call you get is saying that your daughter has been arrested instead of hospitalized.
You say that bit I lived it. So we're both just operating off of confirmation bias.
Times have changed since you were in school my friend.