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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No one is going to juvie for punching a bully. You're off your rocker.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok dude. I tried. I know how it will go down because I've pulled these tapes and gone to court to testify a hundred times. I only pray that the call you get is saying that your daughter has been arrested instead of hospitalized.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You say that bit I lived it. So we're both just operating off of confirmation bias.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Times have changed since you were in school my friend.