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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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Passing the event horizon, spaghettification, and certain death await. Yarrr.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought it'd just be airlocking them

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (5 children)

That's normal space pirate stuff. I'm taking about the extreme space pirating where people tremble at the mention of the name of the pirate because he/she/it black holes them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

So like reavers, but more humane.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not a math boi but I feel like you'd probably run out of air b4 the black hole got you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Your blood would literally boil the second you are exposed to the vacuum of space. You are dead long before you reach it. Maybe if they fire you off in a torpedo. But then some mutineer could fuck with the targetting systems and keep you alive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Weld a cheese grater devise to block the airlick

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

But there might be cheese crumbs left.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Too much delta v

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Just throw them out inside a space suit without any communication devices, if you want them to suffer. Give them some time until oxygen runs out, or they die of thirst, knowing that there will be no help.