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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Remove the bread, add a rope instead

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or an extension cord

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A male to male one, to be exact

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Then there's no reason to have the toaster...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's the backup plan

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

What, make some toast if the breaker flips?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Add a bottle of bleach. And a bottle of ammonia.

A club size pack of sleeping pills.

A refill pack of exacto blades.

And 2 bottles of vodka.