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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 106 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Is that the guy that likes to give blow jobs to dead pigs?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago

That's probably how he caught werewolf gonorrhea.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

You have to be careful with information like that. It might encourage some greedy little pigboy to become an hero.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I thought that was former UK Prime Minister David Cameron.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

¿Por que no los dos? Maybe they even like to do it together?