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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Everyone should be arrested for bringing anyone Whataburger.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why?

I haven’t had whattaburger since like 2008, but I used to absolutely love it, especially the triple triple. That was a great betting burger.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

It’s the internet. We hate on things here. That’s why.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Not for nothing but it ain't like it was in 2008. It's fallen off a fucking cliff after it got bought by that investment firm a few years back.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 months ago

Whataburger is great what are you on about

I still crave Honey BBQ chicken strips sandwiches but I can't get them :(

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Exactly! Might as well get em McDonalds

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

C’mon, whataburger isn’t as good as it used to be, but it’s definitely better than mcdonalds.