You beat me to it. When I saw this post I wondered if this is where they got the word from lol
I'm like 99% sure the US government is capable of discreetly poisoning someone to have an epileptic seizure
It's also arguably better without the caption at all
Testing out cross posting... Never done it before.
Also, for context: Valve recently dropped the SDK that TF2 creators need for creating mods and stuff, basically putting the tools in our hands to deal with the issues they've been neglecting for all these years.
Democrats aren't the ones systematically mutilating your kid's genitals.
Divorce your Republican wife
Fixed it for you
Douglas Adams was such a brilliant writer. He was taken from us far too soon
If you report it, yes. When this happened to me, (paraphrasing) they begged me in the text chat to not report them because they'd risk getting suspended.
To be fair, I was working customer service at the time but they still gave my food to a completely different store. And you gotta report it to get your order redelivered or refunded, so I did it anyways. Their English was awful and I'm sure that was how they ended up at the wrong store, but if this is happening often enough that they get suspended... That's not on me 🤷♀️
My sister did DoorDash deliveries and she'd steal food if the customer did the default tip or less. She got a few free meals out of it, but she's banned from dashing now lol.
Here's the single sentence you're looking for out of this several-paragraph long AI generated article:
They changed Bender's career chip to read "chainsaw juggler" instead of "prime minister of Norway" because of a terrorist attack on the actual prime minister of Norway, which works better because Bender had his dismembered arm.
I just want one with a removable battery and a headphone jack...
Tweets that give you dysphoria