Now is about the time of year I remember to say "Fuck Debbie Wasserman Shultz"

Crowdshite haha gotem

Many popular channels revised their content format as a direct consequence of the Wadsworth constant

This leaves cicadas susceptible to a very effective side channel attack

That's a pretty misguided decision, but who is hosting their own porn?

I used to use Firefox.

I still do, but I used to too.

Best date nights always started with a trip to Blockbuster.

I remember renting an N64 with Majora's mask and pulling an all-nighter so I could finish it during the two-day rental period. It was a good time to be alive.

Lisa needs braces!

"We tried to sell you stuff that should have come stock and you got pissed and the press picked it up so we're gonna stop.

"I'd like to take this opportunity to announce our plan to start selling additional products that should come stock."

Troubleshooting checklist:

1. DNS
2. Fuck if I know

That might explain werewolves. Since the full moon is heavier it attracts wolf enzymes that are usually stored in the pancreas to be released into the blood stream.

Eat shit pal!

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