Jokes on you I was born under the bees and I have no friends. Checkmate, astrologists.
this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024
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Oh my gods. That describes me to a T.
Me too. Looks like we were born under the same sign. We are ‘sign-bros’.
My mom mentioned she could see the stars from the pickup truck I was born in, so pretty sure I am technically sign of the bees, but this astrology stuff is such bullshit. I don't have a few friends.
I’m having a terrible day today but it’s probably just because Bees are in retrograde
The bot revolution has begun, they're meming at us now
Got 4 out of 5.
3 out of 5 reporting in. still hoping for the day when i can think a thought
Always better to vet thoughts when they come so only the best ones make it out.
Whoa, I was born at some point 🤯
Sounds exactly like my mate Sergio from Rio.
7 things to look for in a Bees partner. Number 3 will shock you!
What about a midvert bien under the sign of the bees ?
Wrong kind of tree! Wrong kind of tree!