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[–] [email protected] 105 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No no, you see. Its okay and normal to destroy your body for other peoples profit.

The problem here is you enjoying yourself and experience happiness. Personal happiness is a sin in capitalism, because it might lead to thoughts of improving your situation, and thats the last thing anyone wants. Just think of what it could do to the shareholders!

/s because I know some dim bulb will take this seriously otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It might be a joke but you are on point...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

its on point, but if I dont /s then someone will come in and think I'm actually arguing in favor of ruining your body for capitalism.

cause every time I've ever made a super obvious post, I always get some dimbulb response without the /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

No no, you see. Its okay and normal to destroy your body for the glorious state.

The problem here is you enjoying yourself and experience happiness. Personal happiness is a sin in communism, because it might lead to thoughts of freedom and self-improvement, and thats the last thing the government wants. Just think of what it could do to the production!

/s because I know capitalism sucks, but communism sucks as well.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Weird how your 'communism' always seems identical to capitalism, and literally every critique applies to both.

Almost like you don't actually know what communism is and have created an entirely fictional external scapegoat to feel like the horror you labor in and perpetuate is morally good, or something.

This isn't to defend the USSR, plenty of problems, but, like, you never bothered to learn what any of those actually were. Also, ussr≠all communism, some, including the USSR's official position for the entirety of its existence, would argue that they weren't communist at all.

Not that you care to use any crotical tjinking or curiosity to scratch the surface of the ideas you were told and discover myriad (mostly still shitty, but way more interesting and exciting) worlds beneath.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Why would any government oppose people's thoughts of freedom and self-improvement, when that's specifically the goal of Communism to encourage, as opposed to Capitalism?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

commulism is when the government do stuff

[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I dunno

I'm not trying to hit a flick shot on that vlookup

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

People that use vlookup over index/match are either geniuses or insane. Or both

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There's something other than vlookup?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Good God please use xlookup. We have some old school people that still use vlookup and refuse to convert their ranges to tables, it drives me crazy.

I still use index/match for multiple lookup returns (or is it sumifs I can't remember?) But I do a lot of work in BI and it's much more intuitive for me in DAX/M.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

There’s XLOOKUP, which isn’t nearly as volatile as INDEX/MATCH. And also more versatile than vlookup.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Both. Both is good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

What? Why would you choose to use a combination of 2 formulas when there's one designed to combine them?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are we all working the same job? Just spending 8 hours inputing data, filtering and moving columns in excel?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sounds boring and easy to automate

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

no no, the learning curve on the business enviroement won't cover the financial benefits ;) lol jk, of course it is but no one is going to say it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Just automate it yourself and "work" from home.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

If I knew how, I would have a real job as a programer. at least I would create something

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Million tutorials online or if you are lazy you could just post the contract on something like upwork. I answered a post like that and the guy tried to haggle with me. Automating his job and he wants a discount cause he claimed he could get someone in India for cheaper. Told him he should do that. Point is you could do it and as long as you are not him get quality code in short order.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I'm not a programmer by trade but I learned some python and VBA to automate some of the things I do every day. Any time you're doing some manual shit and think "there's gotta be a better way" there probably is - just Google how to do that one thing and you'll build up your knowledge over time.

It's up to you to decide if you tell your boss or not. I chose to and took on some extra duties along with extra pay so it worked out for me but it's a small business with a high value on productivity.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Love the huge programming capabilities built into Excel itself but for everything else it's AutoHotKey FTW. I have a bunch of macros tied to the F keys along the top of the keyboard that can fill out any number of forms with a couple key presses.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm more likely to take a break with work. Unfortunately that break often entails sitting in the same chair, watching YouTube on the same screen.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Smoking breaks help. But that also kind of defeats the purpose

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I love video games, it my favorite hobby, but gamers get so defensive when someone points out any flaws with the hobby.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Same. A lot of work chats and interacting were often meeting that could have been an email sorta things, mostly to get us moving around and active

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes? But that's already explicitly warned about.

At work I had to fill out a form which threats to my health could impact me. Next to chemicals or radiation, working at a desk for more than x hours a day was also listed as a potential source of bodily harm.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

To be fair, lots of companies specifically point out ergonomics and give out onboarding materials with suggestions on exercises to do and office setup best practices.

Awareness is important, and most office jobs already raise awareness about it. I think the only time I've seen it in video games were those take a break reminders I've seen in some Nintendo games.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Just cause the article discusses one thing, doesn't mean it discusses all things

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I love spreadsheets (hey, we all have our weird interests) so at first thought this was an ASD meme.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How is liking spreadsheets connected to autistic spectrum disorder? (Im being genuine here)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

B.3. Highly restricted, fixated interests that are abnormal in intensity or focus (e.g., strong attachment to or preoccupation with unusual objects, excessively circumscribed or perseverative interests).

Excel is a highly structured environment that follows strict rules and procedures to generate outcomes, often sorting and making sense of "messy" inputs. Prime candidate for an ASD hobby/obsession.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good question. I have known many people on the spectrum in my life including several close family members and loving spreadsheets is not something I would attribute to any of them.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Add two+ hours a day sitting in your car and the aging process is actually reversed!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Tbf the combination can be worst. During COVID lockdowns I'd spend all waking hours either coding or hand writing for uni, hand writing to teach online, or gaming. Sometimes I'd crochet. I have chronic painful tendinitis now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

People specialized in hand/arm/rotator cuff bodywork can help you with that. You might have to try a few different therapists before you find one that's good, but it's worth it to get relief.

Source- am a bodyworker

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

The boss button is supposed to take you to Excel (or a reasonable facsimile).

It's like you haven't even played a game while you were supposed to be working in the 1990s. What are you, under 40?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm down with the sentiment of the comment, but I legit find I get way more arm/wrist pain from gaming than from spreadsheets. I think there's much more prolonged button-pressing involved in the former. Some games are worse than others.

Right now my elbow is killing me from too much Project Zomboid over the last few weeks. A day of spreadsheets and QuickBooks today was almost a break from it (not that I didn't go right back to PZ after work).

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm all seriousness everyone, take many breaks and there's lots of wrist and hand stretches online.

Also, a vertical mouse have helped my carpal tunnel. If you don't know what that is, use the Magic Mouse for a little while and it'll kick in.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Getting a split keyboard is the biggest ergonomic improvement I've made.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I've spent a small fortune on split keyboards now, it never came to mind for some reason. Definitely helped too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I used to experience this things from couple hours session on my pc.

I started to rely more on my keyboard which helped with right hand wrist pain ( vim for the win )

I then got a good chair, that when I need to type I have it sit upright so my back is completely straight, and when I take my controller to play a game for longer sessions ( dead cells ) I can tilt it back a little, keeping my back straight and still keep a good posture that doesn't hurt even after 5 hours ( not purelly 5 hours of just sitting and playing )

What helped me the most tho was getting one of those wrist training things and a pair of dumbells to train the parts off my body that would usually feel stiff after a longer session.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

To avoid wrist pains don't keep your wrist midair, most of the time keep your wrist lying on something and relaxed, no wrist pains, coming from personal experience, about posture, sit slightly tilted back like in the chair you can sleep in and relax your spine while slightly lying on the chair with straight spine, and back pains gone too, same with neck, find something to rest your neck on comfortably and keep it relaxed, as for eyes, use yellow tinted glasses they help to transform sharp blue white light of the screen to greenish one which is comfortable for your eyes in long term, every advice coming from personal experience, also use this to not waste your hearing https://github.com/Digitalone1/EasyEffects-Presets

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

It depends... If you've got good posture (and I don't mean sitting up straight, you have to shift around), a good chair, and you get up every hour or two to at least walk around? It's still probably not healthy, but at least you don't get too many aches and pains

On the other hand, it's a lot harder with gaming. You've got your hands on the keyboard or clutching the controller constantly, you (or at least I) will tense up and put strength in my wrist at a weak angle, sometimes I'll find myself leaning forward and tensing up

I feel it if I'm on a gaming kick, but day in and day out it's usually not too bad. It helps that I need to walk to refocus anyways, so even gaming I usually take a lot of breaks

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