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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14173417

Elon Musk admitted to using two secret alternate accounts on his social media platform X (formerly Twitter) in a deposition for a lawsuit against the billionaire. He said that he used some accounts on the social media site outside of his main public account when he was asked to clarify if he used an account on X that had been linked to him by several users on social media. Some users posted a screenshot of his X interface last year in which the additional account appeared to be visible.

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[–] [email protected] 212 points 11 months ago (6 children)

So this guy is the CEO of like 5 companies and he still has time to pretend to be a kid on Twitter? Is he really working that hard? Is he working so much harder that he's worth 20,000x the average worker?

[–] [email protected] 116 points 11 months ago (1 children)

CEOs don't work hard. They delegate the hard work and they have fun, go to lunch with other assholes, etc.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago

They also love to talk about how hard they work at those lunches

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to live in a world with a 1000x pay scale.

Whatever the richest person makes, the poirers must make at least 1/1000th of that amount.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Spewing bullshit as consistently as he does while still being believed by your core base is a rare skill set.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

he's worth 20,000 of your children

yours personally

just for asking that question

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[–] [email protected] 124 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago

So his regular account?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 11 months ago (1 children)

you know what they say about rich people using their time more efficiently and effectively? this is what that means

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago

What is the account in question?

The account @ermnmusk, under the name "Elon Test" appeared to show Elon Musk role-playing as a child much like his three-year-old son. Last year the account posted, “I will finally turn 3 on May 4th!”, in a

This is just weird.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago

I would be much more impressed if he an account where he pretended to NOT be a child...

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago

You. Fucking. Weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If Elon Musk had had the misfortune to be poor, he would have been institutionalized by now. But since he's rich, the media just fawns over all his whacko bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Idk I think he would be just a normal guy. Maybe he would work retail or something and be miserable. I still think that would be better haha.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Instead of pretending to be his own infant son (which is really, really weird) , it would be much funnier if he made an alt account pretending to be a bad impersonation of himself, if he has a sense of humour, that is.

That way, he can say things without having it link back to him and stay under the radar, after all, who in the right mind would ever expect an unverified "Elon Musk" Twitter account to be ran by the actual Elon Musk?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That is essentially the Adrian Deitman account. He is pretending to be a loser who is obsessed is pretending to be Elon.

It is really quite pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I don't understand how he even have time to be so terminally online when he's running like 5 different companies.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

yeah its almost like CEOs don't deserve the pay they get for the "work" they do and everything is a lie

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

when he's running like 5 different companies

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But his official account isn't secret, is it? 🤷

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's the one where he pretends to be an adult.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

I thought that's why he had his main account.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh yeah I forgot about the whole "baby account" thing. Man why are rich people so weird?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Because they are psychopaths who really only triumph because their mental illness allows them to bypass social norms and expectations.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Has he considered an account where he talks to his therapist?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (4 children)

This is a deeply wounded and developmentally stunted man, and the power he holds is terrifying because of it.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

What a fucking weirdo.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's weirder. He pretends to specifically be one of his kids.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

so he's collecting pictures of dicks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

It’s goofy and not “professional”, and so on, and i really dislike ol’ Elmo, but I don’t think this is the paedophile honeypot account it’s heavily implied to be.

It’s just him goofing around as if a 3-year-old him has an account.

TL;DR: Meh

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