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[–] [email protected] 104 points 11 months ago (12 children)

It's totally possible if they subsidize hardware costs and sell a PC with a fancy frontend and small form factor.

It's completely impossible if they're looking for custom hardware.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (7 children)

This is what I was thinking. For a first iteration to get out the door immediately it could just be windows with a "game browser" that launches full screen when you turn it on πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, that's what all Steam Deck competitors really are. They're Windows 11 with atrocious launchers on top, some of which acceptable and some very buggy, plus a literal standard AMD APU that AMD is selling by the bucket, and half of them share board designs sold by Chinese suppliers pretty much ready made.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s literally what the original Xbox was

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

They at least did the courtesy of deleting the Windows UI, though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

It wouldn't be Windows, it'd probably be a variant of Astra Linux.

The year of Linux may finally be among us.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

so... repackage a pi?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

There's a guy on youtube called CNCDan who did exactly that. SFF pc in a very nice 3d printed case with custom PCBs for the controller boards. If you're at all interested in that sort of thing I think he has a 9 part series on how he built it.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I look forward to the release of the Blyatbox "October Revolution" edition console.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

With preinstalled Gulag survival simulator that you have to pay to get removed.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

Out of touch and delusional, what's new.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Gaming is of upmost importance to the health of a nation. Future wars will be done through esports.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Sorry guys, we're under dictator rule now. We should be getting some food coupons next week, otherwise we'll starve. If only xxx_Epicl33tGamer69_xxx didn't let us down in the big game last night. Oh well, such is life.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The whole point of league of legends

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

We have Π‘Ρ‚ΠΈΠΌ Π”Π΅ΠΊ at home:

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

On one hand even the Nintendo Switch is just a modified Nvidia shield so this task would be a simple one for most states. On the other hand: Sanctions and insane corruption. Iβ€˜d be surprised if they manage to release anything that could keep up with Consoles from 2 generations ago.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

I love how he's modernizing the punch lines to all the old Soviet jokes.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It will be named the BlyatStation

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

if it's normally 3 years just hire 12x as many developers and it'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Yeah, everyone knows 9 women can generate a baby in 1 month.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait, what? He is senile, but not THAT much. Although he was senile enough for war.

To be fair he probably doesn't even know what game console is.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Russia probably wants high powered chips for military use. Fronting it as an entertainment initiative may entice more investors.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe. Or if you're engrossed in videogames, you don't care your neighbor is drafted.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Or they’re gonna make video games that are suspiciously like piloting drones

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

This 100% this

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just give him an NES with Battletoads, file off any print, and tell him you made it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Taking console wars to the next level

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is that all it takes? 🀣

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Hey when the KGB is standing in the corner looking serious, you bet those engineers will have the "stats" to prove it's competitive.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

To show that their Economy isn't struggling from sanctions and to give the people what they want: entertainment.

There is a lot going wrong in Russia right now and Putler needs a win.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Some kid beat him in Fortnite and now he wants his own console system to ban the kid from (and probably track them down)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Probably because Putin just found out the population sucks at flying drones.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh hell yeah. I want to see a Dendy reboot.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It'll be able to know when your draft-dodging ass is home, so it can send some nice FSB gentlemen to come give you a lift.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The funny part is leaders all of the world are going to ask their country to do the same thing too now as none of them realize how ridiculous it is.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They will basically buy one clone off of AliExpress, stamp a new name and be done with it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: It will be a PC with 486DX2-compatible CPU.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

They have x86 equivalent. Maybe 64.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So the main task would be writing the custom OS, which with enough coders and a coherent plan could theoretically be done.

The hardware will just be a small form factor computer or gaming laptop in a box, with a controller attached.

It will be deconstructed day one, and what hardware they went with will be revealed.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

It'll either be janky Linux or cracked Windows, on an off-the-shelf Chinese board in a cheap case with joysticks that barely work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Excitedly awaiting the release of the Z-Box

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good for them. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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